No matter how bad the economy may be crumbling, Nigerians still find humor in everything.
I hope this soothes your sunny day and brings some laughter to your face. Here are my top 8 hilarious but embarrassing quotes from 2010-2015.
1. Labaran Maku – 2010
“We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.”
2. Olusegun Obasanjo – 2010
“With all due respect, If Jesus Christ will come to this world to become INEC Charmian, any election He conducts will be disputed.”
3. Jonathan Goodluck – May 2014
“Over 70% of what they call corruption in Nigeria is mere common theft.”
4. Jonah Jang – May 2013
“God is a democrat. He does not support rigging. But if you rig and succeed, that means God supports it .”
5. Patience Jonathan – November 2011
“Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood still lives on.”
6. Adams Oshiomole – December 2013
“Go and Die.”
7. Patience Jonathan – May 2011
“My fellow widows.”
8. Rotimi Ameachi – September 2015.
“I will not die, I drank bottled water. You did not drink bottled water.”
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