Top 8 Funny And Embarrassing Quotes By Nigerian Politicians

No matter how bad the economy may be crumbling, Nigerians still find humor in everything.

I hope this soothes your sunny day and brings some laughter to your face. Here are my top 8 hilarious but embarrassing quotes from 2010-2015.

1. Labaran Maku – 2010
“We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.”


2. Olusegun Obasanjo – 2010
“With all due respect, If Jesus Christ will come to this world to become INEC Charmian, any election He conducts will be disputed.”


3. Jonathan Goodluck – May 2014
“Over 70% of what they call corruption in Nigeria is mere common theft.”


4. Jonah Jang – May 2013
“God is a democrat. He does not support rigging. But if you rig and succeed, that means God supports it .”


5. Patience Jonathan – November 2011
“Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood still lives on.”


6. Adams Oshiomole – December 2013
“Go and Die.”


7. Patience Jonathan – May 2011
“My fellow widows.”


8. Rotimi Ameachi – September 2015.
“I will not die, I drank bottled water. You did not drink bottled water.”

17 brilliant quotes that will change the way you think about life

When you read quotes about moving on, you are giving your brain positive messages. It will help the healing process and get you back to a good-feeling place. So be inspired by these amazing words!

 1. “While one may encounter many defeats, one must not be defeated.” — Maya Angelou

 2. “No one can pull anyone back from anywhere. You save yourself or you remain unsaved.” — Alice Sebold

 3. “Never stop just because you feel defeated. The journey to the other side is attainable only after great suffering.” — Santosh Kalwar

4. “A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.” — Madonna

5. “Turn your wounds into wisdom.” — Oprah Winfrey

 6. “in the chaotic rubble, she still remembered who she was.” — R. M. Drake

7. “I never thought of losing, but now that it’s happened, the only thing is to do it right. That’s my obligation to all the people who believe in me. We all have to take defeats in life.” — Muhammad Ali

8. “Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.” — Sam Levenson

 9. “There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.” — Bernard Williams

10. “Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time.” — Malcolm X

11. “We are not what other people say we are. We are who we know ourselves to be, and we are what we love.” — Laverne Cox

 12. “For a gallant spirit, there can never be defeat.” — Wallis Simpson

 13. “I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe.” — Dalai Lama

14. “A year from now, you may wish you had started today.” — Karen Lamb

15. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” — Winston Churchill

 16. “It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all, in which case you have failed by default.” — J.K. Rowling

17. “Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got.” — Janis Joplin


 Source: Thoughtcatalog

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After African's most funniest man I Go Dye announced his world tour few weeks back to mark his 20 years on stage, with the first leg to kick off in London , Leeds & Manchester (United Kingdom). 

He's had the whole social media on buzz and in anticipation I.e USA / Canada etc.

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I Hope That Nigerian HipHop Will Rise And Claim Its Place At The Table On HipHops Mount Olympus – M.I Abaga

M.I Abaga, finally released the final part of his ‘Illegal Music’ mixtape, IM3 barely 24 hours ago.
The ‘Chairman’, also penned an open letter along with the mixtape.

Read below:

At this stage in my career and life, finding the time to record another Illegal Music was purely a labor of love. I hope that Nigerian HipHop will rise and claim its place at the table on HipHops mount olympus.
I would like to see a lot of rappers remix and recreate the song ‘The Box’

The team was GPLUS Ckay and I and i want to appreciate them for their love in making this ‘FREE’ project. lol

Fortitude, T3WMF, Black Child thank you.
Yoye Hayba thanks for being the A&R on this project. Toda Kafang you are the greatest thanks for pushing me always. CC i got you always. TMXO and Yung Kheengz thank you for your contributions.
To the fans.. I love you #LoveYours.

The rapper, then continued the letter with several tweets professing that he is better than 95% of American rappers.

There Is Something Unique About Ycee – Olamide Drools Over Jagaban Crooner

YBNL boss, Olamide, has revealed who is favorite act is.

The ‘Bobo’ crooner, took to twitter to reveal Ycee, as his favorite act stating that the singer is indeed talented.
Olamide tweeted:

Ycee is my fav act atm…there is something unique about him…can’t wait ti hear his verse on Kesh’s cause trouble.

• Olamide Adedeji ✔ ‎@olamide_YBNL
• YCee is my fav act atm there's something unique about him .. 
•  can't wait to hear his verse on kesh's cause trouble .
• 3:39 AM - 1 Mar 2016

Recall, Lil Kesh, Olamide’s label mate anounced that he will be releasing his album this month.
Olamide, also announced that the said single, ‘Cause Trouble’ featuring his favorite act at the moment, Ycee, will be out later today.

• Olamide Adedeji ✔ ‎@olamide_YBNL
• Kesh's Cause trouble ft. YCEE out later today  wait on it .
• 4:36 AM - 1 Mar 2016
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Mixtape: Eva Alordiah – “Because You Been Waiting”

Well finally, Eva Alordiah welcomes us to her Queendom she dishes out her mixtape titled “Because You Been Waiting”.
In Eva’s words

I’d keep on updating this playlist with recorded and unreleased material from me for as long as you have to keep waiting for 1960thealbum.
I am so sorry. I would tell you what happened and why it has taken this long. But if I told you, even you would not believe half of the story!
I hope you enjoy these songs. Some of them are not properly engineered off the studio yet, but we recorded them over 2 years ago. I said to Tintin, Let it go. So I am letting them go.

Enjoy!

EVA- MIXTAPE 

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I won’t pay N5,000 to those who don’t work – Buhari

President Muhammadu Buhari has ruled out the possibility of his government paying N5,000 monthly allowance to unemployed youths in the country as promised by his party, the All Progressives Congress, ahead of the 2015 presidential election.

Buhari’s new position is contrary to the stand of many of his officials who have at different times claimed that the fund to implement the promise had already been provided for in the 2016 Budget currently before the National Assembly.
The President who is currently on a one-week official visit to Saudi Arabia and Qatar however made it clear in Saudi Arabia during an interactive session that he could not be paying those who do not work.

He said he has a “slightly different priority” from the position of his party on the payment of the unemployed which he described as a “largesse.”
The President said rather than paying the unemployed, his administration would build infrastructure and empower able-bodied men to work.
"This largesse: N5,000 for the unemployed, I have got a slightly different priority.
“I would rather do the infrastructure, the school and correct them and empower agriculture, mining so that every able-bodied person can go and get work instead of giving N5,000 to those who don't work,” Buhari declared.
The APC, which defeated the then ruling Peoples Democratic Party in the March 28 presidential election, had promised during its campaign that if elected to the central government, it would pay N5,000 monthly to 25 million jobless youths as well as introduce a free school feeding programme.

2016 Edition set to hold May 1st

The Nolly 2016 is set to take place on 1 May, 2016 at the prestigious Land Mark Event Centre, Oniru, Victoria Island, Lagos.

Countdown to this major event will be preceded by an exclusive nominees unveiling ceremony to be broadcasted live to a television audience, As a result , their is a huge anticipation over the forthcoming 2016 edition, promising great opportunities for Nollywood stakeholders, advertisers and category sponsors part of this high profile event.

The countdown campaign to May 2016 has already begun through all media sponsors alongside a number of media collaborations added to the to the reach. With this height of campaign it is expected that awareness would spread across Africa, Europe and even the caribbean.